tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9865875414093966192024-02-08T03:04:55.443-08:00Suburban Dadtkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11801877415643093669noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-986587541409396619.post-45043558234699365372011-05-05T15:32:00.000-07:002011-05-05T15:32:42.930-07:00How I become...SUBURBAN DADI guess there wasn't much thought. The sound of sex without condoms sounded really enticing. That, along with the promise of lots of sex for what I hoped would be months was enough to seal deal.<br />
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I'd been practicing for at least half my life for this. I thought I was covered. After all, after partying many nights, we never had any accidents. I thought It would be months without pulling out before my eggs would meet hers.<br />
I was convined that I would be able to keep my job as husband for at least another year.<br />
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It's a good thing wife is in sales because she must have been planning this negotiation for months. Like an expert she fooled me.<br />
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Lots of sex meant once before she couldn't see past 8:30 at night. And then a few days later she broke the news.<br />
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That's when she told me....<br />
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I'm pregnant!<br />
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Im pregnant.tkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11801877415643093669noreply@blogger.com0